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The Rules: A Lighthearted Look at Cycling Etiquette

The Rules: A Lighthearted Look at Cycling Etiquette

The Velominati's "Rules" are cycling's tongue-in-cheek commandments. Here are some essentials.

The Famous Ones

Rule #5: Harden Up

The foundation. Bad weather, suffering, exhaustion—Rule #5 says ride anyway. Excuses are for others.

Rule #9: If you're out riding in bad weather, it means you're a badass

Rain, cold, wind—these separate the committed from the casual. Period.

Rule #10: It never gets easier, you just go faster

Greg LeMond's wisdom. Training doesn't reduce suffering; it increases speed at the same suffering level.

Style Rules

  • Rule #7: Tan lines should be sharp and pointed
  • Rule #22: Cycling caps are for cycling
  • Rule #37: Arms are to be pointed earthwards

The Spirit

The Rules are satire and tribute. They mock pretension while celebrating the obsessive love cyclists have for their sport. Take them seriously, but not too seriously.